Santa's Christmas BingeSantas Christmas bingeSanta's Christmas Binge by sammy-spaniard
Have you ever wondered
while you are all tucked up in bed
what Santa actually gets up to
when hes flying overhead?
He visits all the children
from countries great and small
he leaves them presents under the tree
and spreads Christmas joy to one and all.
And in return we leave him
a little gift for his trip in the skies
we leave him brandy, milk and cookies,
and most of all mince pies.
But have you ever wondered
whether our customs hold true?
Do all the countries in the world
leave brandy and mince pies too?
Suppose that every country
leaves their own little surprise
So heres a list of what we think
Each country might leave behind.
His first stop is America
and to grease his palms
they leave him a box of Oreos
and a bowl of lucky charms.
Next he flies on to Africa
Where in order to keep him keen
They leave him lots of rice
And a large handful of beans.
Then he goes to Australia
For some kangaroo and Budweiser
Lets only hope that in the skie
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